i hope everyone has a great valentine's day. for those in the service industry, enjoy your day.. i'm working a double so i know i should have some great stories.. i better anyways:)
Thursday, February 14, 2008
this past weekend
this one pretty much takes the cake in stupidity..
i had a lady order ribs... our ribs happen to be pork... i ask her what 2 sides she would like and she tells me loaded mashed potatoes with no bacon ("i don't eat pork") and corn on the cob... i look at her and say "ok, but our ribs are pork." she says "that's fine i've been eating them for years and i'm pretty sure they're not pork." WTF? Like I was just making this up or something.. why are people so damn dumb?!
then, same day.. 2 ladies come in for lunch and ask to look at the lunch menu.. i say "the lunch menu is on the back of the menus, but its not really a lunch menu, its just got some things that don't so long so you can get to work on time." then they look at me like i'm retarded and say "so i can't get this create your own combo thing for lunch, its not on the lunch menu?" i look at them and say "you can get anything you want regardless of what menu its on". then they look at each other and tell me they need a minute. i overhear them say "i can't eat for the rest of the week if we eat here." "oh we just won't tip her." and hey guess what, they spent $35 and didn't tip me shit, and then they took my two favorite pens...
bitches
i had a lady order ribs... our ribs happen to be pork... i ask her what 2 sides she would like and she tells me loaded mashed potatoes with no bacon ("i don't eat pork") and corn on the cob... i look at her and say "ok, but our ribs are pork." she says "that's fine i've been eating them for years and i'm pretty sure they're not pork." WTF? Like I was just making this up or something.. why are people so damn dumb?!
then, same day.. 2 ladies come in for lunch and ask to look at the lunch menu.. i say "the lunch menu is on the back of the menus, but its not really a lunch menu, its just got some things that don't so long so you can get to work on time." then they look at me like i'm retarded and say "so i can't get this create your own combo thing for lunch, its not on the lunch menu?" i look at them and say "you can get anything you want regardless of what menu its on". then they look at each other and tell me they need a minute. i overhear them say "i can't eat for the rest of the week if we eat here." "oh we just won't tip her." and hey guess what, they spent $35 and didn't tip me shit, and then they took my two favorite pens...
bitches
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