another day in paradise...

table number 1.....

"well i'm trying to be healthy, so i'm going to have a bean burger.. now does that come with french fries?"

"um, yes, but doesn't that defeat the purpose of trying to be healthy?" I say...

"yeah, but don't you guys have those low fat fries?"

I really wanted to say "are you a fuckin idiot? nothing fried is EVER going to be low fat."

but I shrug it off and try not to laugh and say "no, our fries are def. not low fat."


table number 2

two ladies sit down to eat. i notice that they are both reading the weight watchers dining companion.. and i ask them what they want to drink and one says coke no ice and one gets water with lots of lemon.. then she proceeds to use the entire sugar caddy full of sugar to make her own lemonade..

then they order... chicken quesadillas, extra cheese, extra pico, extra sour cream.. and they both get double fries as their sides, then order an extra side of rice..

bitches... what kind of fuckin diet are you bitches on?!!!!

god, people are so dumb!