today i had a lady first off.. tell me she wanted her soup piping hot.. and so i told the expo... he nuked it in the microwave and literally it was buring the guy's hand that was running it out.. she said it wasn't hot enough.. then we nuked it again... still not hot enough and so she said she didn't want it..
then i filled up her water and she told me that i put bleach in her water... then i told her we weren't allowed to have bleach in our store.. she accused me of arguing with her, which my tone never changed...ugh...
WTF people.. if you want everyone to cater to all of your major needs and when we do, it still isn't good enough.....please don't go out to eat.. K THNX
Monday, May 11, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
this one was just funny to me
ok last one for the weekend..
phone call comes at about 2:30 pm on friday lunch...
it's a to go order..
"thank you for calling.. blah blah blah. how can i help you?"
"um, yes, i wanna get a togo order"
"ok whats the name?"
"um, its 2 seperate orders"
"should i split it up or have it all on one check?"
"one check but its 2 orders"
"ok, got that.. what name on the order"
"KIKI"
"ok Kiki go ahead"
"ok, so my girl TeTe right here wants.... 'Te Te whatchu want?' (Te Te says "I want that three way.") Te Te wants that three way."
"So TeTe wants a three way? or did you mean a Triple Dipper"
"Oh my god girl not a Three way." (she starts laughing histerically)
"OK so what items on that?"
"oh my lord girl.. we didn't mean we wanted a threesome." (she laughs more and more and more)
"ok, so go ahead with the order."
She eventually stopped laughing and got through the order. it was really the highlight of my day.
phone call comes at about 2:30 pm on friday lunch...
it's a to go order..
"thank you for calling.. blah blah blah. how can i help you?"
"um, yes, i wanna get a togo order"
"ok whats the name?"
"um, its 2 seperate orders"
"should i split it up or have it all on one check?"
"one check but its 2 orders"
"ok, got that.. what name on the order"
"KIKI"
"ok Kiki go ahead"
"ok, so my girl TeTe right here wants.... 'Te Te whatchu want?' (Te Te says "I want that three way.") Te Te wants that three way."
"So TeTe wants a three way? or did you mean a Triple Dipper"
"Oh my god girl not a Three way." (she starts laughing histerically)
"OK so what items on that?"
"oh my lord girl.. we didn't mean we wanted a threesome." (she laughs more and more and more)
"ok, so go ahead with the order."
She eventually stopped laughing and got through the order. it was really the highlight of my day.
another one
thursday lunch..
2 business ladies come in and ask about the wine choices.. then ask to taste the pinot grigio and the white zin... then they both order a glass of the pinot..
i bring both glasses to the table.. they both start to drink it. one lady looks at me and says "i want to have beef so i'm going to have the merlot." then she looks at me and says "are you gonna throw that glass of wine away or can i have it for free since you already poured it?" i said "if you want to drink it, i have to charge you. if not, i have to throw it away." then she looks at me and tells me she wants the merlot and i throw out the other glass..
first off...who goes into a restaurant and says "i want to try everything before i eat or drink it?" it irritates me to no end. and secondly, if you didn't know what you were going to eat, don't order wine until you're set on a food choice.. and thirdly, don't be a dumb bitch and ask if you can drink it for free!
2 business ladies come in and ask about the wine choices.. then ask to taste the pinot grigio and the white zin... then they both order a glass of the pinot..
i bring both glasses to the table.. they both start to drink it. one lady looks at me and says "i want to have beef so i'm going to have the merlot." then she looks at me and says "are you gonna throw that glass of wine away or can i have it for free since you already poured it?" i said "if you want to drink it, i have to charge you. if not, i have to throw it away." then she looks at me and tells me she wants the merlot and i throw out the other glass..
first off...who goes into a restaurant and says "i want to try everything before i eat or drink it?" it irritates me to no end. and secondly, if you didn't know what you were going to eat, don't order wine until you're set on a food choice.. and thirdly, don't be a dumb bitch and ask if you can drink it for free!
so much to add....
where do i even start?
busy friday lunch about 3 weeks ago...(yeah i've been needing to update)
3 sit down at the bar... they eat.. they weren't overly nice or friendly, but they weren't very high maintence either. they order dessert and the guy orders coffee with cream. then he goes to the bathroom.. i go into the kitchen, we're out of cream. so i just bring him milk. he gets back from the bathroom and goes "when were you going to tell me you were out of cream?" like i was supposed to follow him into the bathroom and tell him. i said "well sir, you were in the restroom, so i was going to tell you right now as you came back." he says "are you a coffee drinker?" and i say yes. he says "some coffee drinker you are." first off, i try not to drink the coffee at work because it is just nasty.. and secondly, i use the powder creamer stuff because i can't handle a lot of lactose, but i wasn't even going to try to go through that with him. then i go to print up their checks, and run the credit cards, he sucks down his piping hot coffee and then goes into the kitchen to get more.... are you fucking serious?! i literally was away from him for like 5.6 seconds and he comes in the back like its his kitchen.... then he says "i can't wait to take this online survey about the service here." the nerve of some people....
busy friday lunch about 3 weeks ago...(yeah i've been needing to update)
3 sit down at the bar... they eat.. they weren't overly nice or friendly, but they weren't very high maintence either. they order dessert and the guy orders coffee with cream. then he goes to the bathroom.. i go into the kitchen, we're out of cream. so i just bring him milk. he gets back from the bathroom and goes "when were you going to tell me you were out of cream?" like i was supposed to follow him into the bathroom and tell him. i said "well sir, you were in the restroom, so i was going to tell you right now as you came back." he says "are you a coffee drinker?" and i say yes. he says "some coffee drinker you are." first off, i try not to drink the coffee at work because it is just nasty.. and secondly, i use the powder creamer stuff because i can't handle a lot of lactose, but i wasn't even going to try to go through that with him. then i go to print up their checks, and run the credit cards, he sucks down his piping hot coffee and then goes into the kitchen to get more.... are you fucking serious?! i literally was away from him for like 5.6 seconds and he comes in the back like its his kitchen.... then he says "i can't wait to take this online survey about the service here." the nerve of some people....
Saturday, January 10, 2009
this is classic
so.. i'm in the office at work doing my check out from the morning, about to leave.. the phone rings... i answer... lady says "yes, can you tell me how much the tilapia Fish is"... "Sure, let me go up front and get that for ya. hold please."
she holds... i come back..
"$10.99" i say
"and that is for the Tilapia Fish, Craw fish, and shrimp combo?" -she says..
"ma'am, we don't have craw fish."
"isn't this chili's?"
"yes ma'am, but we don't have craw fish."
"yes you do, its the one with the Tilapia fish, shrimp, and crawfish!" she starts getting irrate and mind you, she pronounces shrimp, "scrimp"
"nope, no craw fish ma'am."
"what is your name again?"
"misty"
"well misty, how long have you worked at chili's?"
"10 years ma'am"
"well i've been ordering that for 3 years and you must have slept through some training or something because i know you have it."
"no ma'am, still no craw fish"
"well misty i'm just gonna have to come up there and see what this Tilapia fish is all about, and i'll make sure i tell the manager how rude you were to me."
"all right ma'am, you have a nice day.."
ok..
1. what a fucking idiot!
2.STOP SAYING TILAPIA FISH! WE KNOW ITS A FISH, ITS NOT LIKE YOU SAY DOLPHIN FISH OR SWORDFISH FISH!
3. Its pronounced SHRIMP! not SCRIMP.. there is no C in that word.. and there never will be bitch!
4. i do realize that some of my formative years at chili's, were under the influence, but for Christ sakes, i'm not a fucking idiot.. if i can still tell you what was on the menu in 1998, i think i know that craw fish wasn't on it!
OMG
people are so fucking dumb
-end rant
she holds... i come back..
"$10.99" i say
"and that is for the Tilapia Fish, Craw fish, and shrimp combo?" -she says..
"ma'am, we don't have craw fish."
"isn't this chili's?"
"yes ma'am, but we don't have craw fish."
"yes you do, its the one with the Tilapia fish, shrimp, and crawfish!" she starts getting irrate and mind you, she pronounces shrimp, "scrimp"
"nope, no craw fish ma'am."
"what is your name again?"
"misty"
"well misty, how long have you worked at chili's?"
"10 years ma'am"
"well i've been ordering that for 3 years and you must have slept through some training or something because i know you have it."
"no ma'am, still no craw fish"
"well misty i'm just gonna have to come up there and see what this Tilapia fish is all about, and i'll make sure i tell the manager how rude you were to me."
"all right ma'am, you have a nice day.."
ok..
1. what a fucking idiot!
2.STOP SAYING TILAPIA FISH! WE KNOW ITS A FISH, ITS NOT LIKE YOU SAY DOLPHIN FISH OR SWORDFISH FISH!
3. Its pronounced SHRIMP! not SCRIMP.. there is no C in that word.. and there never will be bitch!
4. i do realize that some of my formative years at chili's, were under the influence, but for Christ sakes, i'm not a fucking idiot.. if i can still tell you what was on the menu in 1998, i think i know that craw fish wasn't on it!
OMG
people are so fucking dumb
-end rant
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
every day its something else..
newest idiot...
orders ribs... and this guy comes in A LOT! and our ribs are pork.. just a little background:)
ok..
so he orders ribs, and then he says he wants loaded mashed potatoes with no bacon "cuz I don't eat no pork.."
in my head i'm like "now, this guy is fucking smart.. should i say anything to him about the ribs being pork?" and did i??? NO! if you're that stupid.... then you don't deserve to worship whatever god you do that doesn't allow you to eat pork....
ugh....
idiots!
orders ribs... and this guy comes in A LOT! and our ribs are pork.. just a little background:)
ok..
so he orders ribs, and then he says he wants loaded mashed potatoes with no bacon "cuz I don't eat no pork.."
in my head i'm like "now, this guy is fucking smart.. should i say anything to him about the ribs being pork?" and did i??? NO! if you're that stupid.... then you don't deserve to worship whatever god you do that doesn't allow you to eat pork....
ugh....
idiots!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
really? really?
slow slow slow friday lunch... i drop off some food to one of my co-workers tables. turkey sandwich and burger of some sort... i ask if they need anything else, they say "no" then i walk away...
then i hear "um, i forgot i'm pregnant and can't eat deli meat" says the woman with the turkey sandwich..
um.. ok.. problem, this bitch was at least 8 months pregnant, how do you forget that?! WTF people! someone please tell me that if you were pregnant, you'd def remember....
omg,.. people are sooo fucking dumb
then i hear "um, i forgot i'm pregnant and can't eat deli meat" says the woman with the turkey sandwich..
um.. ok.. problem, this bitch was at least 8 months pregnant, how do you forget that?! WTF people! someone please tell me that if you were pregnant, you'd def remember....
omg,.. people are sooo fucking dumb
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
another really smart guy
its a really dead tuesday night... i get a 2 top... man and a woman..
the guy orders fajitas...
then says "hey, i need to 'axe' you something."
i say "yes sir"
he says: "do ya'll got any beans?"
i say "yes sir. we have black beans."
he says "no, i asked you if you had any beans"
i say "and i said, 'yes sir, we have black beans'"
he says "those ain't beans"
jesus christ...
apparently i made up the black bean.. like maybe i should have said "oh yeah we've got those black bean berries from the rainforests of the amazon" i mean, what the fuck?! IDIOT!!
the guy orders fajitas...
then says "hey, i need to 'axe' you something."
i say "yes sir"
he says: "do ya'll got any beans?"
i say "yes sir. we have black beans."
he says "no, i asked you if you had any beans"
i say "and i said, 'yes sir, we have black beans'"
he says "those ain't beans"
jesus christ...
apparently i made up the black bean.. like maybe i should have said "oh yeah we've got those black bean berries from the rainforests of the amazon" i mean, what the fuck?! IDIOT!!
Monday, November 3, 2008
another idiot
so its around 2 pm, and a guy comes in with his son and orders a dessert that requires ice cream.. the guy looks at me and says with a straight face "will this ice cream melt if we're not going to be home for 40 minutes?"
um.. hello...... dumb ass
of course, its gonna melt..
god, people are so dumb
um.. hello...... dumb ass
of course, its gonna melt..
god, people are so dumb
Monday, October 13, 2008
another day in paradise...
table number 1.....
"well i'm trying to be healthy, so i'm going to have a bean burger.. now does that come with french fries?"
"um, yes, but doesn't that defeat the purpose of trying to be healthy?" I say...
"yeah, but don't you guys have those low fat fries?"
I really wanted to say "are you a fuckin idiot? nothing fried is EVER going to be low fat."
but I shrug it off and try not to laugh and say "no, our fries are def. not low fat."
table number 2
two ladies sit down to eat. i notice that they are both reading the weight watchers dining companion.. and i ask them what they want to drink and one says coke no ice and one gets water with lots of lemon.. then she proceeds to use the entire sugar caddy full of sugar to make her own lemonade..
then they order... chicken quesadillas, extra cheese, extra pico, extra sour cream.. and they both get double fries as their sides, then order an extra side of rice..
bitches... what kind of fuckin diet are you bitches on?!!!!
god, people are so dumb!
"well i'm trying to be healthy, so i'm going to have a bean burger.. now does that come with french fries?"
"um, yes, but doesn't that defeat the purpose of trying to be healthy?" I say...
"yeah, but don't you guys have those low fat fries?"
I really wanted to say "are you a fuckin idiot? nothing fried is EVER going to be low fat."
but I shrug it off and try not to laugh and say "no, our fries are def. not low fat."
table number 2
two ladies sit down to eat. i notice that they are both reading the weight watchers dining companion.. and i ask them what they want to drink and one says coke no ice and one gets water with lots of lemon.. then she proceeds to use the entire sugar caddy full of sugar to make her own lemonade..
then they order... chicken quesadillas, extra cheese, extra pico, extra sour cream.. and they both get double fries as their sides, then order an extra side of rice..
bitches... what kind of fuckin diet are you bitches on?!!!!
god, people are so dumb!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
retards man
its a busy lunch, and this couple comes in to order something togo.... the lady orders a BACON burger.. well done, and the gentleman orders a fajita that had BACON all over it...
the food comes out and they check it and get pissed off because now suddenly they don't eat fuckin bacon... the 12 minutes your order took, you sudenly converted to Islam?! are you fucking serious?!!!
god damn
people are so fuckin dumb
the food comes out and they check it and get pissed off because now suddenly they don't eat fuckin bacon... the 12 minutes your order took, you sudenly converted to Islam?! are you fucking serious?!!!
god damn
people are so fuckin dumb
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
seriously
a guest orders a "flaming grilled ribeye" and asks "is that going to come out on a flaming skillet like a fajita?" my response, "its flame-grilled" and "no"
jesus christ people..
learn how to fukin read
jesus christ people..
learn how to fukin read
Saturday, May 31, 2008
its been awhile
i know its been awhile since i've shared with you all just how dumb people are, so here's a few more for you..
a lady comes into my store and she asks "what diet sodas do you have?" i proceed to tell her "diet coke is the only one we have" she says "ok, i'll have a strawberry lemonade."
bitch.. last time i checked, not diet at all...
one of my fellow employees had someone ask for "half sweet lemonade, half unsweet lemonade." first off, its not fuckin hand squeezed, gourmet shit, its from the fountain..
jesus, why are people so dumb!!!
a lady comes into my store and she asks "what diet sodas do you have?" i proceed to tell her "diet coke is the only one we have" she says "ok, i'll have a strawberry lemonade."
bitch.. last time i checked, not diet at all...
one of my fellow employees had someone ask for "half sweet lemonade, half unsweet lemonade." first off, its not fuckin hand squeezed, gourmet shit, its from the fountain..
jesus, why are people so dumb!!!
Thursday, February 14, 2008
happy vd!
i hope everyone has a great valentine's day. for those in the service industry, enjoy your day.. i'm working a double so i know i should have some great stories.. i better anyways:)
this past weekend
this one pretty much takes the cake in stupidity..
i had a lady order ribs... our ribs happen to be pork... i ask her what 2 sides she would like and she tells me loaded mashed potatoes with no bacon ("i don't eat pork") and corn on the cob... i look at her and say "ok, but our ribs are pork." she says "that's fine i've been eating them for years and i'm pretty sure they're not pork." WTF? Like I was just making this up or something.. why are people so damn dumb?!
then, same day.. 2 ladies come in for lunch and ask to look at the lunch menu.. i say "the lunch menu is on the back of the menus, but its not really a lunch menu, its just got some things that don't so long so you can get to work on time." then they look at me like i'm retarded and say "so i can't get this create your own combo thing for lunch, its not on the lunch menu?" i look at them and say "you can get anything you want regardless of what menu its on". then they look at each other and tell me they need a minute. i overhear them say "i can't eat for the rest of the week if we eat here." "oh we just won't tip her." and hey guess what, they spent $35 and didn't tip me shit, and then they took my two favorite pens...
bitches
i had a lady order ribs... our ribs happen to be pork... i ask her what 2 sides she would like and she tells me loaded mashed potatoes with no bacon ("i don't eat pork") and corn on the cob... i look at her and say "ok, but our ribs are pork." she says "that's fine i've been eating them for years and i'm pretty sure they're not pork." WTF? Like I was just making this up or something.. why are people so damn dumb?!
then, same day.. 2 ladies come in for lunch and ask to look at the lunch menu.. i say "the lunch menu is on the back of the menus, but its not really a lunch menu, its just got some things that don't so long so you can get to work on time." then they look at me like i'm retarded and say "so i can't get this create your own combo thing for lunch, its not on the lunch menu?" i look at them and say "you can get anything you want regardless of what menu its on". then they look at each other and tell me they need a minute. i overhear them say "i can't eat for the rest of the week if we eat here." "oh we just won't tip her." and hey guess what, they spent $35 and didn't tip me shit, and then they took my two favorite pens...
bitches
Saturday, January 26, 2008
today at work:
the scene: its a busy friday lunch and its around 1245.. chick walks up to the bar frantically and says "hey whats up? i'm in a huge hurry, so i'm gonna need something really quick."
what does she proceed to order???
a fucking WELL DONE burger! and then she kept looking at her watch like she was late.. um.. hello... well done burgers take at least 12-15 minutes.. not to mention, we were on a wait and the kitchen was backed up...
Idiots!!
next scene: get a phone call for a togo order... the lady says "and on that salad, i don't want any PICKLES DEL GALLIO" ... and what did this translate to?? Pico de gallo... nothing about damn pickles! she also called an item from our guiltless menu, GUTLESS...
grrr
people are so dumb!!!
the scene: its a busy friday lunch and its around 1245.. chick walks up to the bar frantically and says "hey whats up? i'm in a huge hurry, so i'm gonna need something really quick."
what does she proceed to order???
a fucking WELL DONE burger! and then she kept looking at her watch like she was late.. um.. hello... well done burgers take at least 12-15 minutes.. not to mention, we were on a wait and the kitchen was backed up...
Idiots!!
next scene: get a phone call for a togo order... the lady says "and on that salad, i don't want any PICKLES DEL GALLIO" ... and what did this translate to?? Pico de gallo... nothing about damn pickles! she also called an item from our guiltless menu, GUTLESS...
grrr
people are so dumb!!!
the beginning
this is my new blog. not sure how many hits i'm gonna get but i just wanted to share with people how dumb other people can be.. and this is going to be through the eyes of folks in the service industry. as a server and bartender, i see the dumbest shit ever. and i want this to be no holds barred.. send in your thoughts.. please.. make us realize that we're not the only people bitching about this... people are so dumb is now open for business.
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