a guest orders a "flaming grilled ribeye" and asks "is that going to come out on a flaming skillet like a fajita?" my response, "its flame-grilled" and "no"
jesus christ people..
learn how to fukin read
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Saturday, May 31, 2008
its been awhile
i know its been awhile since i've shared with you all just how dumb people are, so here's a few more for you..
a lady comes into my store and she asks "what diet sodas do you have?" i proceed to tell her "diet coke is the only one we have" she says "ok, i'll have a strawberry lemonade."
bitch.. last time i checked, not diet at all...
one of my fellow employees had someone ask for "half sweet lemonade, half unsweet lemonade." first off, its not fuckin hand squeezed, gourmet shit, its from the fountain..
jesus, why are people so dumb!!!
a lady comes into my store and she asks "what diet sodas do you have?" i proceed to tell her "diet coke is the only one we have" she says "ok, i'll have a strawberry lemonade."
bitch.. last time i checked, not diet at all...
one of my fellow employees had someone ask for "half sweet lemonade, half unsweet lemonade." first off, its not fuckin hand squeezed, gourmet shit, its from the fountain..
jesus, why are people so dumb!!!
Thursday, February 14, 2008
happy vd!
i hope everyone has a great valentine's day. for those in the service industry, enjoy your day.. i'm working a double so i know i should have some great stories.. i better anyways:)
this past weekend
this one pretty much takes the cake in stupidity..
i had a lady order ribs... our ribs happen to be pork... i ask her what 2 sides she would like and she tells me loaded mashed potatoes with no bacon ("i don't eat pork") and corn on the cob... i look at her and say "ok, but our ribs are pork." she says "that's fine i've been eating them for years and i'm pretty sure they're not pork." WTF? Like I was just making this up or something.. why are people so damn dumb?!
then, same day.. 2 ladies come in for lunch and ask to look at the lunch menu.. i say "the lunch menu is on the back of the menus, but its not really a lunch menu, its just got some things that don't so long so you can get to work on time." then they look at me like i'm retarded and say "so i can't get this create your own combo thing for lunch, its not on the lunch menu?" i look at them and say "you can get anything you want regardless of what menu its on". then they look at each other and tell me they need a minute. i overhear them say "i can't eat for the rest of the week if we eat here." "oh we just won't tip her." and hey guess what, they spent $35 and didn't tip me shit, and then they took my two favorite pens...
bitches
i had a lady order ribs... our ribs happen to be pork... i ask her what 2 sides she would like and she tells me loaded mashed potatoes with no bacon ("i don't eat pork") and corn on the cob... i look at her and say "ok, but our ribs are pork." she says "that's fine i've been eating them for years and i'm pretty sure they're not pork." WTF? Like I was just making this up or something.. why are people so damn dumb?!
then, same day.. 2 ladies come in for lunch and ask to look at the lunch menu.. i say "the lunch menu is on the back of the menus, but its not really a lunch menu, its just got some things that don't so long so you can get to work on time." then they look at me like i'm retarded and say "so i can't get this create your own combo thing for lunch, its not on the lunch menu?" i look at them and say "you can get anything you want regardless of what menu its on". then they look at each other and tell me they need a minute. i overhear them say "i can't eat for the rest of the week if we eat here." "oh we just won't tip her." and hey guess what, they spent $35 and didn't tip me shit, and then they took my two favorite pens...
bitches
Saturday, January 26, 2008
today at work:
the scene: its a busy friday lunch and its around 1245.. chick walks up to the bar frantically and says "hey whats up? i'm in a huge hurry, so i'm gonna need something really quick."
what does she proceed to order???
a fucking WELL DONE burger! and then she kept looking at her watch like she was late.. um.. hello... well done burgers take at least 12-15 minutes.. not to mention, we were on a wait and the kitchen was backed up...
Idiots!!
next scene: get a phone call for a togo order... the lady says "and on that salad, i don't want any PICKLES DEL GALLIO" ... and what did this translate to?? Pico de gallo... nothing about damn pickles! she also called an item from our guiltless menu, GUTLESS...
grrr
people are so dumb!!!
the scene: its a busy friday lunch and its around 1245.. chick walks up to the bar frantically and says "hey whats up? i'm in a huge hurry, so i'm gonna need something really quick."
what does she proceed to order???
a fucking WELL DONE burger! and then she kept looking at her watch like she was late.. um.. hello... well done burgers take at least 12-15 minutes.. not to mention, we were on a wait and the kitchen was backed up...
Idiots!!
next scene: get a phone call for a togo order... the lady says "and on that salad, i don't want any PICKLES DEL GALLIO" ... and what did this translate to?? Pico de gallo... nothing about damn pickles! she also called an item from our guiltless menu, GUTLESS...
grrr
people are so dumb!!!
the beginning
this is my new blog. not sure how many hits i'm gonna get but i just wanted to share with people how dumb other people can be.. and this is going to be through the eyes of folks in the service industry. as a server and bartender, i see the dumbest shit ever. and i want this to be no holds barred.. send in your thoughts.. please.. make us realize that we're not the only people bitching about this... people are so dumb is now open for business.
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