today i had a lady first off.. tell me she wanted her soup piping hot.. and so i told the expo... he nuked it in the microwave and literally it was buring the guy's hand that was running it out.. she said it wasn't hot enough.. then we nuked it again... still not hot enough and so she said she didn't want it..
then i filled up her water and she told me that i put bleach in her water... then i told her we weren't allowed to have bleach in our store.. she accused me of arguing with her, which my tone never changed...ugh...
WTF people.. if you want everyone to cater to all of your major needs and when we do, it still isn't good enough.....please don't go out to eat.. K THNX
Monday, May 11, 2009
Saturday, February 28, 2009
this one was just funny to me
ok last one for the weekend..
phone call comes at about 2:30 pm on friday lunch...
it's a to go order..
"thank you for calling.. blah blah blah. how can i help you?"
"um, yes, i wanna get a togo order"
"ok whats the name?"
"um, its 2 seperate orders"
"should i split it up or have it all on one check?"
"one check but its 2 orders"
"ok, got that.. what name on the order"
"KIKI"
"ok Kiki go ahead"
"ok, so my girl TeTe right here wants.... 'Te Te whatchu want?' (Te Te says "I want that three way.") Te Te wants that three way."
"So TeTe wants a three way? or did you mean a Triple Dipper"
"Oh my god girl not a Three way." (she starts laughing histerically)
"OK so what items on that?"
"oh my lord girl.. we didn't mean we wanted a threesome." (she laughs more and more and more)
"ok, so go ahead with the order."
She eventually stopped laughing and got through the order. it was really the highlight of my day.
phone call comes at about 2:30 pm on friday lunch...
it's a to go order..
"thank you for calling.. blah blah blah. how can i help you?"
"um, yes, i wanna get a togo order"
"ok whats the name?"
"um, its 2 seperate orders"
"should i split it up or have it all on one check?"
"one check but its 2 orders"
"ok, got that.. what name on the order"
"KIKI"
"ok Kiki go ahead"
"ok, so my girl TeTe right here wants.... 'Te Te whatchu want?' (Te Te says "I want that three way.") Te Te wants that three way."
"So TeTe wants a three way? or did you mean a Triple Dipper"
"Oh my god girl not a Three way." (she starts laughing histerically)
"OK so what items on that?"
"oh my lord girl.. we didn't mean we wanted a threesome." (she laughs more and more and more)
"ok, so go ahead with the order."
She eventually stopped laughing and got through the order. it was really the highlight of my day.
another one
thursday lunch..
2 business ladies come in and ask about the wine choices.. then ask to taste the pinot grigio and the white zin... then they both order a glass of the pinot..
i bring both glasses to the table.. they both start to drink it. one lady looks at me and says "i want to have beef so i'm going to have the merlot." then she looks at me and says "are you gonna throw that glass of wine away or can i have it for free since you already poured it?" i said "if you want to drink it, i have to charge you. if not, i have to throw it away." then she looks at me and tells me she wants the merlot and i throw out the other glass..
first off...who goes into a restaurant and says "i want to try everything before i eat or drink it?" it irritates me to no end. and secondly, if you didn't know what you were going to eat, don't order wine until you're set on a food choice.. and thirdly, don't be a dumb bitch and ask if you can drink it for free!
2 business ladies come in and ask about the wine choices.. then ask to taste the pinot grigio and the white zin... then they both order a glass of the pinot..
i bring both glasses to the table.. they both start to drink it. one lady looks at me and says "i want to have beef so i'm going to have the merlot." then she looks at me and says "are you gonna throw that glass of wine away or can i have it for free since you already poured it?" i said "if you want to drink it, i have to charge you. if not, i have to throw it away." then she looks at me and tells me she wants the merlot and i throw out the other glass..
first off...who goes into a restaurant and says "i want to try everything before i eat or drink it?" it irritates me to no end. and secondly, if you didn't know what you were going to eat, don't order wine until you're set on a food choice.. and thirdly, don't be a dumb bitch and ask if you can drink it for free!
so much to add....
where do i even start?
busy friday lunch about 3 weeks ago...(yeah i've been needing to update)
3 sit down at the bar... they eat.. they weren't overly nice or friendly, but they weren't very high maintence either. they order dessert and the guy orders coffee with cream. then he goes to the bathroom.. i go into the kitchen, we're out of cream. so i just bring him milk. he gets back from the bathroom and goes "when were you going to tell me you were out of cream?" like i was supposed to follow him into the bathroom and tell him. i said "well sir, you were in the restroom, so i was going to tell you right now as you came back." he says "are you a coffee drinker?" and i say yes. he says "some coffee drinker you are." first off, i try not to drink the coffee at work because it is just nasty.. and secondly, i use the powder creamer stuff because i can't handle a lot of lactose, but i wasn't even going to try to go through that with him. then i go to print up their checks, and run the credit cards, he sucks down his piping hot coffee and then goes into the kitchen to get more.... are you fucking serious?! i literally was away from him for like 5.6 seconds and he comes in the back like its his kitchen.... then he says "i can't wait to take this online survey about the service here." the nerve of some people....
busy friday lunch about 3 weeks ago...(yeah i've been needing to update)
3 sit down at the bar... they eat.. they weren't overly nice or friendly, but they weren't very high maintence either. they order dessert and the guy orders coffee with cream. then he goes to the bathroom.. i go into the kitchen, we're out of cream. so i just bring him milk. he gets back from the bathroom and goes "when were you going to tell me you were out of cream?" like i was supposed to follow him into the bathroom and tell him. i said "well sir, you were in the restroom, so i was going to tell you right now as you came back." he says "are you a coffee drinker?" and i say yes. he says "some coffee drinker you are." first off, i try not to drink the coffee at work because it is just nasty.. and secondly, i use the powder creamer stuff because i can't handle a lot of lactose, but i wasn't even going to try to go through that with him. then i go to print up their checks, and run the credit cards, he sucks down his piping hot coffee and then goes into the kitchen to get more.... are you fucking serious?! i literally was away from him for like 5.6 seconds and he comes in the back like its his kitchen.... then he says "i can't wait to take this online survey about the service here." the nerve of some people....
Saturday, January 10, 2009
this is classic
so.. i'm in the office at work doing my check out from the morning, about to leave.. the phone rings... i answer... lady says "yes, can you tell me how much the tilapia Fish is"... "Sure, let me go up front and get that for ya. hold please."
she holds... i come back..
"$10.99" i say
"and that is for the Tilapia Fish, Craw fish, and shrimp combo?" -she says..
"ma'am, we don't have craw fish."
"isn't this chili's?"
"yes ma'am, but we don't have craw fish."
"yes you do, its the one with the Tilapia fish, shrimp, and crawfish!" she starts getting irrate and mind you, she pronounces shrimp, "scrimp"
"nope, no craw fish ma'am."
"what is your name again?"
"misty"
"well misty, how long have you worked at chili's?"
"10 years ma'am"
"well i've been ordering that for 3 years and you must have slept through some training or something because i know you have it."
"no ma'am, still no craw fish"
"well misty i'm just gonna have to come up there and see what this Tilapia fish is all about, and i'll make sure i tell the manager how rude you were to me."
"all right ma'am, you have a nice day.."
ok..
1. what a fucking idiot!
2.STOP SAYING TILAPIA FISH! WE KNOW ITS A FISH, ITS NOT LIKE YOU SAY DOLPHIN FISH OR SWORDFISH FISH!
3. Its pronounced SHRIMP! not SCRIMP.. there is no C in that word.. and there never will be bitch!
4. i do realize that some of my formative years at chili's, were under the influence, but for Christ sakes, i'm not a fucking idiot.. if i can still tell you what was on the menu in 1998, i think i know that craw fish wasn't on it!
OMG
people are so fucking dumb
-end rant
she holds... i come back..
"$10.99" i say
"and that is for the Tilapia Fish, Craw fish, and shrimp combo?" -she says..
"ma'am, we don't have craw fish."
"isn't this chili's?"
"yes ma'am, but we don't have craw fish."
"yes you do, its the one with the Tilapia fish, shrimp, and crawfish!" she starts getting irrate and mind you, she pronounces shrimp, "scrimp"
"nope, no craw fish ma'am."
"what is your name again?"
"misty"
"well misty, how long have you worked at chili's?"
"10 years ma'am"
"well i've been ordering that for 3 years and you must have slept through some training or something because i know you have it."
"no ma'am, still no craw fish"
"well misty i'm just gonna have to come up there and see what this Tilapia fish is all about, and i'll make sure i tell the manager how rude you were to me."
"all right ma'am, you have a nice day.."
ok..
1. what a fucking idiot!
2.STOP SAYING TILAPIA FISH! WE KNOW ITS A FISH, ITS NOT LIKE YOU SAY DOLPHIN FISH OR SWORDFISH FISH!
3. Its pronounced SHRIMP! not SCRIMP.. there is no C in that word.. and there never will be bitch!
4. i do realize that some of my formative years at chili's, were under the influence, but for Christ sakes, i'm not a fucking idiot.. if i can still tell you what was on the menu in 1998, i think i know that craw fish wasn't on it!
OMG
people are so fucking dumb
-end rant
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