ok last one for the weekend..
phone call comes at about 2:30 pm on friday lunch...
it's a to go order..
"thank you for calling.. blah blah blah. how can i help you?"
"um, yes, i wanna get a togo order"
"ok whats the name?"
"um, its 2 seperate orders"
"should i split it up or have it all on one check?"
"one check but its 2 orders"
"ok, got that.. what name on the order"
"KIKI"
"ok Kiki go ahead"
"ok, so my girl TeTe right here wants.... 'Te Te whatchu want?' (Te Te says "I want that three way.") Te Te wants that three way."
"So TeTe wants a three way? or did you mean a Triple Dipper"
"Oh my god girl not a Three way." (she starts laughing histerically)
"OK so what items on that?"
"oh my lord girl.. we didn't mean we wanted a threesome." (she laughs more and more and more)
"ok, so go ahead with the order."
She eventually stopped laughing and got through the order. it was really the highlight of my day.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
another one
thursday lunch..
2 business ladies come in and ask about the wine choices.. then ask to taste the pinot grigio and the white zin... then they both order a glass of the pinot..
i bring both glasses to the table.. they both start to drink it. one lady looks at me and says "i want to have beef so i'm going to have the merlot." then she looks at me and says "are you gonna throw that glass of wine away or can i have it for free since you already poured it?" i said "if you want to drink it, i have to charge you. if not, i have to throw it away." then she looks at me and tells me she wants the merlot and i throw out the other glass..
first off...who goes into a restaurant and says "i want to try everything before i eat or drink it?" it irritates me to no end. and secondly, if you didn't know what you were going to eat, don't order wine until you're set on a food choice.. and thirdly, don't be a dumb bitch and ask if you can drink it for free!
2 business ladies come in and ask about the wine choices.. then ask to taste the pinot grigio and the white zin... then they both order a glass of the pinot..
i bring both glasses to the table.. they both start to drink it. one lady looks at me and says "i want to have beef so i'm going to have the merlot." then she looks at me and says "are you gonna throw that glass of wine away or can i have it for free since you already poured it?" i said "if you want to drink it, i have to charge you. if not, i have to throw it away." then she looks at me and tells me she wants the merlot and i throw out the other glass..
first off...who goes into a restaurant and says "i want to try everything before i eat or drink it?" it irritates me to no end. and secondly, if you didn't know what you were going to eat, don't order wine until you're set on a food choice.. and thirdly, don't be a dumb bitch and ask if you can drink it for free!
so much to add....
where do i even start?
busy friday lunch about 3 weeks ago...(yeah i've been needing to update)
3 sit down at the bar... they eat.. they weren't overly nice or friendly, but they weren't very high maintence either. they order dessert and the guy orders coffee with cream. then he goes to the bathroom.. i go into the kitchen, we're out of cream. so i just bring him milk. he gets back from the bathroom and goes "when were you going to tell me you were out of cream?" like i was supposed to follow him into the bathroom and tell him. i said "well sir, you were in the restroom, so i was going to tell you right now as you came back." he says "are you a coffee drinker?" and i say yes. he says "some coffee drinker you are." first off, i try not to drink the coffee at work because it is just nasty.. and secondly, i use the powder creamer stuff because i can't handle a lot of lactose, but i wasn't even going to try to go through that with him. then i go to print up their checks, and run the credit cards, he sucks down his piping hot coffee and then goes into the kitchen to get more.... are you fucking serious?! i literally was away from him for like 5.6 seconds and he comes in the back like its his kitchen.... then he says "i can't wait to take this online survey about the service here." the nerve of some people....
busy friday lunch about 3 weeks ago...(yeah i've been needing to update)
3 sit down at the bar... they eat.. they weren't overly nice or friendly, but they weren't very high maintence either. they order dessert and the guy orders coffee with cream. then he goes to the bathroom.. i go into the kitchen, we're out of cream. so i just bring him milk. he gets back from the bathroom and goes "when were you going to tell me you were out of cream?" like i was supposed to follow him into the bathroom and tell him. i said "well sir, you were in the restroom, so i was going to tell you right now as you came back." he says "are you a coffee drinker?" and i say yes. he says "some coffee drinker you are." first off, i try not to drink the coffee at work because it is just nasty.. and secondly, i use the powder creamer stuff because i can't handle a lot of lactose, but i wasn't even going to try to go through that with him. then i go to print up their checks, and run the credit cards, he sucks down his piping hot coffee and then goes into the kitchen to get more.... are you fucking serious?! i literally was away from him for like 5.6 seconds and he comes in the back like its his kitchen.... then he says "i can't wait to take this online survey about the service here." the nerve of some people....
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