really? really?

slow slow slow friday lunch... i drop off some food to one of my co-workers tables. turkey sandwich and burger of some sort... i ask if they need anything else, they say "no" then i walk away...

then i hear "um, i forgot i'm pregnant and can't eat deli meat" says the woman with the turkey sandwich..


um.. ok.. problem, this bitch was at least 8 months pregnant, how do you forget that?! WTF people! someone please tell me that if you were pregnant, you'd def remember....

omg,.. people are sooo fucking dumb

another really smart guy

its a really dead tuesday night... i get a 2 top... man and a woman..
the guy orders fajitas...
then says "hey, i need to 'axe' you something."
i say "yes sir"
he says: "do ya'll got any beans?"
i say "yes sir. we have black beans."
he says "no, i asked you if you had any beans"
i say "and i said, 'yes sir, we have black beans'"
he says "those ain't beans"



jesus christ...
apparently i made up the black bean.. like maybe i should have said "oh yeah we've got those black bean berries from the rainforests of the amazon" i mean, what the fuck?! IDIOT!!

another idiot

so its around 2 pm, and a guy comes in with his son and orders a dessert that requires ice cream.. the guy looks at me and says with a straight face "will this ice cream melt if we're not going to be home for 40 minutes?"


um.. hello...... dumb ass
of course, its gonna melt..
god, people are so dumb