its a really dead tuesday night... i get a 2 top... man and a woman..
the guy orders fajitas...
then says "hey, i need to 'axe' you something."
i say "yes sir"
he says: "do ya'll got any beans?"
i say "yes sir. we have black beans."
he says "no, i asked you if you had any beans"
i say "and i said, 'yes sir, we have black beans'"
he says "those ain't beans"
jesus christ...
apparently i made up the black bean.. like maybe i should have said "oh yeah we've got those black bean berries from the rainforests of the amazon" i mean, what the fuck?! IDIOT!!
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Haha...it's true you know, a little known fact, that only servers know, is that the "black bean" is actually a rare berry found only in the pacific northwest....we try to fool people by passing these berries off as beans, but every now and then, an exceptionally perceptive being sees through our scheme...
This is the first time I have read your blog . . . I will still be laughing tomorrow!
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