newest idiot...
orders ribs... and this guy comes in A LOT! and our ribs are pork.. just a little background:)
ok..
so he orders ribs, and then he says he wants loaded mashed potatoes with no bacon "cuz I don't eat no pork.."
in my head i'm like "now, this guy is fucking smart.. should i say anything to him about the ribs being pork?" and did i??? NO! if you're that stupid.... then you don't deserve to worship whatever god you do that doesn't allow you to eat pork....
ugh....
idiots!
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Saturday, November 29, 2008
really? really?
slow slow slow friday lunch... i drop off some food to one of my co-workers tables. turkey sandwich and burger of some sort... i ask if they need anything else, they say "no" then i walk away...
then i hear "um, i forgot i'm pregnant and can't eat deli meat" says the woman with the turkey sandwich..
um.. ok.. problem, this bitch was at least 8 months pregnant, how do you forget that?! WTF people! someone please tell me that if you were pregnant, you'd def remember....
omg,.. people are sooo fucking dumb
then i hear "um, i forgot i'm pregnant and can't eat deli meat" says the woman with the turkey sandwich..
um.. ok.. problem, this bitch was at least 8 months pregnant, how do you forget that?! WTF people! someone please tell me that if you were pregnant, you'd def remember....
omg,.. people are sooo fucking dumb
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
another really smart guy
its a really dead tuesday night... i get a 2 top... man and a woman..
the guy orders fajitas...
then says "hey, i need to 'axe' you something."
i say "yes sir"
he says: "do ya'll got any beans?"
i say "yes sir. we have black beans."
he says "no, i asked you if you had any beans"
i say "and i said, 'yes sir, we have black beans'"
he says "those ain't beans"
jesus christ...
apparently i made up the black bean.. like maybe i should have said "oh yeah we've got those black bean berries from the rainforests of the amazon" i mean, what the fuck?! IDIOT!!
the guy orders fajitas...
then says "hey, i need to 'axe' you something."
i say "yes sir"
he says: "do ya'll got any beans?"
i say "yes sir. we have black beans."
he says "no, i asked you if you had any beans"
i say "and i said, 'yes sir, we have black beans'"
he says "those ain't beans"
jesus christ...
apparently i made up the black bean.. like maybe i should have said "oh yeah we've got those black bean berries from the rainforests of the amazon" i mean, what the fuck?! IDIOT!!
Monday, November 3, 2008
another idiot
so its around 2 pm, and a guy comes in with his son and orders a dessert that requires ice cream.. the guy looks at me and says with a straight face "will this ice cream melt if we're not going to be home for 40 minutes?"
um.. hello...... dumb ass
of course, its gonna melt..
god, people are so dumb
um.. hello...... dumb ass
of course, its gonna melt..
god, people are so dumb
Monday, October 13, 2008
another day in paradise...
table number 1.....
"well i'm trying to be healthy, so i'm going to have a bean burger.. now does that come with french fries?"
"um, yes, but doesn't that defeat the purpose of trying to be healthy?" I say...
"yeah, but don't you guys have those low fat fries?"
I really wanted to say "are you a fuckin idiot? nothing fried is EVER going to be low fat."
but I shrug it off and try not to laugh and say "no, our fries are def. not low fat."
table number 2
two ladies sit down to eat. i notice that they are both reading the weight watchers dining companion.. and i ask them what they want to drink and one says coke no ice and one gets water with lots of lemon.. then she proceeds to use the entire sugar caddy full of sugar to make her own lemonade..
then they order... chicken quesadillas, extra cheese, extra pico, extra sour cream.. and they both get double fries as their sides, then order an extra side of rice..
bitches... what kind of fuckin diet are you bitches on?!!!!
god, people are so dumb!
"well i'm trying to be healthy, so i'm going to have a bean burger.. now does that come with french fries?"
"um, yes, but doesn't that defeat the purpose of trying to be healthy?" I say...
"yeah, but don't you guys have those low fat fries?"
I really wanted to say "are you a fuckin idiot? nothing fried is EVER going to be low fat."
but I shrug it off and try not to laugh and say "no, our fries are def. not low fat."
table number 2
two ladies sit down to eat. i notice that they are both reading the weight watchers dining companion.. and i ask them what they want to drink and one says coke no ice and one gets water with lots of lemon.. then she proceeds to use the entire sugar caddy full of sugar to make her own lemonade..
then they order... chicken quesadillas, extra cheese, extra pico, extra sour cream.. and they both get double fries as their sides, then order an extra side of rice..
bitches... what kind of fuckin diet are you bitches on?!!!!
god, people are so dumb!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
retards man
its a busy lunch, and this couple comes in to order something togo.... the lady orders a BACON burger.. well done, and the gentleman orders a fajita that had BACON all over it...
the food comes out and they check it and get pissed off because now suddenly they don't eat fuckin bacon... the 12 minutes your order took, you sudenly converted to Islam?! are you fucking serious?!!!
god damn
people are so fuckin dumb
the food comes out and they check it and get pissed off because now suddenly they don't eat fuckin bacon... the 12 minutes your order took, you sudenly converted to Islam?! are you fucking serious?!!!
god damn
people are so fuckin dumb
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
seriously
a guest orders a "flaming grilled ribeye" and asks "is that going to come out on a flaming skillet like a fajita?" my response, "its flame-grilled" and "no"
jesus christ people..
learn how to fukin read
jesus christ people..
learn how to fukin read
Saturday, May 31, 2008
its been awhile
i know its been awhile since i've shared with you all just how dumb people are, so here's a few more for you..
a lady comes into my store and she asks "what diet sodas do you have?" i proceed to tell her "diet coke is the only one we have" she says "ok, i'll have a strawberry lemonade."
bitch.. last time i checked, not diet at all...
one of my fellow employees had someone ask for "half sweet lemonade, half unsweet lemonade." first off, its not fuckin hand squeezed, gourmet shit, its from the fountain..
jesus, why are people so dumb!!!
a lady comes into my store and she asks "what diet sodas do you have?" i proceed to tell her "diet coke is the only one we have" she says "ok, i'll have a strawberry lemonade."
bitch.. last time i checked, not diet at all...
one of my fellow employees had someone ask for "half sweet lemonade, half unsweet lemonade." first off, its not fuckin hand squeezed, gourmet shit, its from the fountain..
jesus, why are people so dumb!!!
Thursday, February 14, 2008
happy vd!
i hope everyone has a great valentine's day. for those in the service industry, enjoy your day.. i'm working a double so i know i should have some great stories.. i better anyways:)
this past weekend
this one pretty much takes the cake in stupidity..
i had a lady order ribs... our ribs happen to be pork... i ask her what 2 sides she would like and she tells me loaded mashed potatoes with no bacon ("i don't eat pork") and corn on the cob... i look at her and say "ok, but our ribs are pork." she says "that's fine i've been eating them for years and i'm pretty sure they're not pork." WTF? Like I was just making this up or something.. why are people so damn dumb?!
then, same day.. 2 ladies come in for lunch and ask to look at the lunch menu.. i say "the lunch menu is on the back of the menus, but its not really a lunch menu, its just got some things that don't so long so you can get to work on time." then they look at me like i'm retarded and say "so i can't get this create your own combo thing for lunch, its not on the lunch menu?" i look at them and say "you can get anything you want regardless of what menu its on". then they look at each other and tell me they need a minute. i overhear them say "i can't eat for the rest of the week if we eat here." "oh we just won't tip her." and hey guess what, they spent $35 and didn't tip me shit, and then they took my two favorite pens...
bitches
i had a lady order ribs... our ribs happen to be pork... i ask her what 2 sides she would like and she tells me loaded mashed potatoes with no bacon ("i don't eat pork") and corn on the cob... i look at her and say "ok, but our ribs are pork." she says "that's fine i've been eating them for years and i'm pretty sure they're not pork." WTF? Like I was just making this up or something.. why are people so damn dumb?!
then, same day.. 2 ladies come in for lunch and ask to look at the lunch menu.. i say "the lunch menu is on the back of the menus, but its not really a lunch menu, its just got some things that don't so long so you can get to work on time." then they look at me like i'm retarded and say "so i can't get this create your own combo thing for lunch, its not on the lunch menu?" i look at them and say "you can get anything you want regardless of what menu its on". then they look at each other and tell me they need a minute. i overhear them say "i can't eat for the rest of the week if we eat here." "oh we just won't tip her." and hey guess what, they spent $35 and didn't tip me shit, and then they took my two favorite pens...
bitches
Saturday, January 26, 2008
today at work:
the scene: its a busy friday lunch and its around 1245.. chick walks up to the bar frantically and says "hey whats up? i'm in a huge hurry, so i'm gonna need something really quick."
what does she proceed to order???
a fucking WELL DONE burger! and then she kept looking at her watch like she was late.. um.. hello... well done burgers take at least 12-15 minutes.. not to mention, we were on a wait and the kitchen was backed up...
Idiots!!
next scene: get a phone call for a togo order... the lady says "and on that salad, i don't want any PICKLES DEL GALLIO" ... and what did this translate to?? Pico de gallo... nothing about damn pickles! she also called an item from our guiltless menu, GUTLESS...
grrr
people are so dumb!!!
the scene: its a busy friday lunch and its around 1245.. chick walks up to the bar frantically and says "hey whats up? i'm in a huge hurry, so i'm gonna need something really quick."
what does she proceed to order???
a fucking WELL DONE burger! and then she kept looking at her watch like she was late.. um.. hello... well done burgers take at least 12-15 minutes.. not to mention, we were on a wait and the kitchen was backed up...
Idiots!!
next scene: get a phone call for a togo order... the lady says "and on that salad, i don't want any PICKLES DEL GALLIO" ... and what did this translate to?? Pico de gallo... nothing about damn pickles! she also called an item from our guiltless menu, GUTLESS...
grrr
people are so dumb!!!
the beginning
this is my new blog. not sure how many hits i'm gonna get but i just wanted to share with people how dumb other people can be.. and this is going to be through the eyes of folks in the service industry. as a server and bartender, i see the dumbest shit ever. and i want this to be no holds barred.. send in your thoughts.. please.. make us realize that we're not the only people bitching about this... people are so dumb is now open for business.
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