another really smart guy

its a really dead tuesday night... i get a 2 top... man and a woman..
the guy orders fajitas...
then says "hey, i need to 'axe' you something."
i say "yes sir"
he says: "do ya'll got any beans?"
i say "yes sir. we have black beans."
he says "no, i asked you if you had any beans"
i say "and i said, 'yes sir, we have black beans'"
he says "those ain't beans"



jesus christ...
apparently i made up the black bean.. like maybe i should have said "oh yeah we've got those black bean berries from the rainforests of the amazon" i mean, what the fuck?! IDIOT!!

another idiot

so its around 2 pm, and a guy comes in with his son and orders a dessert that requires ice cream.. the guy looks at me and says with a straight face "will this ice cream melt if we're not going to be home for 40 minutes?"


um.. hello...... dumb ass
of course, its gonna melt..
god, people are so dumb

another day in paradise...

table number 1.....

"well i'm trying to be healthy, so i'm going to have a bean burger.. now does that come with french fries?"

"um, yes, but doesn't that defeat the purpose of trying to be healthy?" I say...

"yeah, but don't you guys have those low fat fries?"

I really wanted to say "are you a fuckin idiot? nothing fried is EVER going to be low fat."

but I shrug it off and try not to laugh and say "no, our fries are def. not low fat."


table number 2

two ladies sit down to eat. i notice that they are both reading the weight watchers dining companion.. and i ask them what they want to drink and one says coke no ice and one gets water with lots of lemon.. then she proceeds to use the entire sugar caddy full of sugar to make her own lemonade..

then they order... chicken quesadillas, extra cheese, extra pico, extra sour cream.. and they both get double fries as their sides, then order an extra side of rice..

bitches... what kind of fuckin diet are you bitches on?!!!!

god, people are so dumb!

retards man

its a busy lunch, and this couple comes in to order something togo.... the lady orders a BACON burger.. well done, and the gentleman orders a fajita that had BACON all over it...


the food comes out and they check it and get pissed off because now suddenly they don't eat fuckin bacon... the 12 minutes your order took, you sudenly converted to Islam?! are you fucking serious?!!!


god damn

people are so fuckin dumb

seriously

a guest orders a "flaming grilled ribeye" and asks "is that going to come out on a flaming skillet like a fajita?" my response, "its flame-grilled" and "no"

jesus christ people..
learn how to fukin read

its been awhile

i know its been awhile since i've shared with you all just how dumb people are, so here's a few more for you..

a lady comes into my store and she asks "what diet sodas do you have?" i proceed to tell her "diet coke is the only one we have" she says "ok, i'll have a strawberry lemonade."

bitch.. last time i checked, not diet at all...


one of my fellow employees had someone ask for "half sweet lemonade, half unsweet lemonade." first off, its not fuckin hand squeezed, gourmet shit, its from the fountain..

jesus, why are people so dumb!!!

happy vd!

i hope everyone has a great valentine's day. for those in the service industry, enjoy your day.. i'm working a double so i know i should have some great stories.. i better anyways:)